people who have the same name as me are competition
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
people used to have to paint their own selfies
you can never feel the same way you felt watching something for the first time
like you can watch it again
you can see it in the theater
you see it on dvd
you can watch it multiple times
no matter what you do
it never feels the same as the first time you saw it
